Cactus Update/2009 Predictions

I recently stumbled upon another sign that the messiah is coming to earth in the form of a cactus-- San-X (a Sanrio-esque Japanese company) has a character that is "a green cactus goblin that lives at the flower shop with many other cactus kappas." YESSSSSS.


HMMMM.... I was also going to share with you my Sylvia Browne-esque predictions for 2009. OK, here goes. My TEN PREDICTIONS FOR 2009.

1. The Swampthing wil replace the Mummy as 2009's "IT" monster.


2. The messiah will come to earth in the form a cactus (I mean, obviously).
3. Brendan Fraser will win an OSCAR (perhaps for Inkheart which looks AMAZING).


4. Sardines will become the NEW TUNA.
5. The Solomon R. Guggenheim will play host to a massive Patrick Nagel retrospective.


6. Scrunchies will finally make their TRIUMPHANT comeback!!! (Something I've been predicting every year since 2006).
7. The Disney Channel will introduce a new show about tweenage humans, aliens, and androids attending junior high school on a space station. (Marina Sirtis stars as a WACKY AUNT).


8. Israel will bomb Atlantis after it RISES FROM THE OCEAN. The US will support them 100%.
9. The Japanese will clone the Loch Ness monster and then manage to somehow breed it to be pocket sized.
10. People will finally realize that Cathy Guisewite is just as much a genius as Charles Schulz (maybe because I'm saying it NOW! muahahah)